travelling-blogger

Sitting behind the worst person in the world.

She was watching 'Hawaii Five-0' so loudly in her earphones that her seat mate asked her to turn it down. Worst move he ever made.

She apologized in the loudest, drunkest voice ever 'SORRY ITS MY 1ST TIME NOT IN 1ST CLASS' & hasn't stopped talking since.

I want to use mind control to make the flight attendant put tranquilizers in the double rum & coke she just ordered.

She keeps saying 'I know David Guetta' in a prideful way. 

I'm tweeting this so one of you will fund my defense team at my eventual murder trial. 

You guys, she goes to Vegas all the time and her table is always next to the DJ.

After saying 'MY ARAB FRIENDS' so many times she slurred 'is that SO racist?' then kept on saying it.

She missed her intended flight and ended up here. She has a window seat and I'm in a middle. The universe has wronged me. 

She invited herself on her seat mate's Vegas trip.

It baffles her that her seat mate doesn't drink. She's GRILLING him about it and sloshing her drink at him and I think trying to bone him.

'I feel like in Dubai every car I sat in is a Range Rover.' - this girl. 

She said "I have a very racist view of all Middle East." She's talking to a middle Eastern man, also mocking his accent.

After awkward silence following a particularly racist comment miraculously came, 'anyways am I talking your ear off?' & trying to bone again.

She keeps trying to take his photo & claims he looks just like her friend who's GORGEOUS.

Ninety-seventh time she's asked 'YOU DON'T DRINK DO YOU?!'

I refuse to believe this girl has any friends.

She's throwing business cards at him.

'Oh those are my Tom Fords.'

She thought she lost her shoes then whooped loudly when she found them as if they weren't 6 inches in front of her. 

She just went to the bathroom. My greatest hope is she passes out in there for the duration of the flight. 

I forgot the joy of silence there for a while.

I can hear her trying to beg the flight attendant in back for something, undoubtedly world peace. I'm kidding it's vodka.

Fantasizing about the part in the movie Airplane! where passengers lined up with weapons. She's back.

She just returned with beer and made her seat mates listen to a toast. She calls them "buddy" now.

During her time in the bathroom, she forgot if her seat mate drinks or not. Again.

She asked if he's ever been to Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills.

She said to him 'I'll take you. We can never be together but we'll be good friends.' He has to be distraught. 

Her Hawaii Five-0 is back on. May it lull her into the deepest sleep a train wreck has ever known. 

Now she's cackling and clapping at 'The Mysteries of Laura'

She's listing all the things she wouldn't be allowed to do in her seat mate's country. She should go there if the list includes speaking. 

She is taking 20 minutes to pay for her new drink. The flight attendant may rob me of the joy of this murder.

She's pointing stuff out to her seat mate on the interactive map. 'The only good here is Vegas.' 

You guys she just slipped up and revealed she's been married before and is freaking out now in the aftermath.

Someone married her. 

She just kissed his neck twice. Look out.

The guy in front of her just shouted at her. He's a true hero. 

The couple in front of her are shouting at her. She's slurring 'what is first class? I've never been on it.'

She called this guy's wife classless and 'to shut the F up.' 

She called his wife a b***h. I don't think I'll have to kill her. 

'This is what the F happens when you don't fly first class.' she shrieked. 

The flight attendant is confronting her abt several complaints made about her and says if she has another incident she's calling authorities.

She's been asked to stop speaking. 

Her response was 'they're not on my level anyway.'

Then she muttered 'b***h' and it's getting very real. 

She just got yelled at so publicly.

She's incapable of being quiet, like a toddler but not cute. 

She's confronting the people in front of her again with many 'shut the F ups'. I can't wait to see her in cuffs.

Police are meeting the aircraft. 

'I'm not allowed to talk any more.' she talked.

I'm starting to think Abdul won't marry her! 

We land soon and I hope I can get a pic of her in cuffs to end this saga.

I think she's passed out on Abdul. 

We've landed. She confirmed with Abdul that he has her digits. Don't hold your breath, Nadia. Her name is Nadia.

She's trying to use her phone but she's so wasted she doesn't realize the flashlight is on. 

God only knows what she's texting her 'friends.'

A police car just pulled up. 

Loud phone call. Surprising.

Four cops are with her now. 

The amount of empty Tito's vodka bottles under her seat was CHILLING.

Abdul sits at baggage claim, naked and afraid, looking over his shoulder constantly. LOL. 

I saw her kiss you, bro. To be fair though he RAN ASAP.